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fictionalmyass:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

no maths is totally red

harrystylesdark:

As if the book becoming a movie wasn’t already emotionally wrenching they add this to it

harrystylesdark:

As if the book becoming a movie wasn’t already emotionally wrenching they add this to it

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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*Niall turns into Liam*
Me: Wait what...
my family: skinny people are gross.
my family: fat people are gross
my family: self harm-ers are gross
my family: suicide is gross
my family: mental illnesses are gross
my family: homosexuals are gross
my family: oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
me: lol no i'm fine thanks.

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER